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 lol ive seen this before. thats actually almost exactly how i am at home but i eat at the table cuz im civilized as fuck and i dont want crumbs in my bed.

and i thought id be cool and change the muzzle brake on my ak-47 to this one they bust out windows with and my bayonet wouldnt fit anymore. it was kinda sad. i also had an underfolding stock cuz im a somali pirate jihadist and that garbage on his rear trunnion doesnt look buttstroke worthy
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lol i have to use cyborg cuz hes half nigga half robot, then probably joker and maybe batman

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j0shimitsu:

strawberry mochi at Wann Izakaya Seattle

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Green Tea Tempura Ice cream

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Takoyaki!!!

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j0shimitsu:

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wait, thats incest

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just show me a titty ill be aight
even if i fell down a cliff landed on some jagged ass rocks and ended up in rapids and shit
flash the pussy and pull the titties out and ill be right back up there
lol

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this old white bitch was tellin me everyday
imma bring a lunch like i always do and eat in my car like a loser
and be like OHHHHH MAN
IM FROM HAWAII MY NAME IS AKUMAI
my mom told me not to eat anything white people make
cuz they might not wash their hands and they let their pets lick the spoon
HAHAHAHAHHA and touch the animals and dont wash their hands
she said only eat what the asians bring

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Posted by crack2smoke on Sep 26th, 2010 22:53:

i, jacob manalang of seattle, hereby apologize on behalf of my city and this being the ugliest football game if you can even call it that. i dont even want to watch the 2nd half

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j0shimitsu:

i am the greatest wrapper of all time. blue duct tape and masking tape ftw! FUCK YO SCISSORS!

last years xmas gifts. i think i outdid myself this year

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  • Jacob: think those are supposed to go on her legs cuz obviously they dont keep her wrists tight and straight. unless for some reason she has freakishly huge sweat glands and her forarms leak oceans. shes probably not breathing right judging by that facial expression
  • Joshua: she prolly took a shit in her yoga pants
  • Jacob: she looks like capcom drew her to be in street fighter 4
  • Joshua: AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
  • Jacob: and ionno if thats a sports bra top or she just doesnt have titties but theyre lookin real nasty